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“Relationship advice: Find someone who accepts you for the lazy piece of shit you are.”

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Posted 8 hours ago With 216,992 notes

castielsteenwolf:

thegirlwhocriedfoxface:

castielsteenwolf:

what the fuck does ‘nick nack patty wack give a dog a bone’ even mean 

it means shut the fuck up

i’m gunna nick nack patty wack you right in your fucking face

Posted 16 hours ago With 2,368 notes

artkat:

despairnaegami:

personasanta:

does anybody else think tired and sleepy mean two totally different things

sleepy is cute and dozing off and happy but tired is 10 cups of coffee and murder

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Posted 16 hours ago With 445,626 notes

ollivandur:

don’t lie we all judge people by their url

Posted 17 hours ago With 171,170 notes

timelordes:

timelordes:

my best friends name is elsa and today she said “i wish people would stop asking me if i wanna build a fucking snowman”

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Posted 17 hours ago With 231,420 notes

sewbergamzee:

tuucker:

when youre walking past a dead body in a horror game and it suddenly comes back to life

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Oh my god you can almost hear the pug’s screams. 

Posted 17 hours ago With 165,475 notes

beksboys:

"free trial"

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"all we need is your credit card information"

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Posted 17 hours ago With 60,045 notes

laroumme:

do you ever just sit in a group of people and know that you don’t matter

Posted 17 hours ago With 150,686 notes