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Hi Im Amanda and I live in New York.

sloth-grunge:

becoming self aware of your breathing and blinking is the worst thing

Thanks

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furything:

can you believe that there are legal nipples and illegal nipples

Posted 7 hours ago With 187,305 notes

At the groceries store

calakazam:

toyota:

Me: can u give me x²+4y+ of tomatoes & 2(x²+8xy^3) of potatoes please

Seller: I dont understand

Me: well i dont give a fuck i didnt study in vain

those are polynomials you asked for a neverending curve of tomatoes

Posted 7 hours ago With 316,567 notes

arrowdactyl:

satanickidzbop:

nicklugo:

Spanish is a beautiful language. You don’t say “I love you” in Spanish, you say “yo quiero comer culo” which translates to “you are the light of my life” which I think is one of the most beautiful things to say to someone

OMG THAT SAYS I WANT TO EAT YOUR ASS DO NOT SAY THAT TO PEOPLE

no it means “you are the light of my life” get it together

Posted 7 hours ago With 91,566 notes

burgrs:

[sprays u with water] no, bad opinion 

Posted 7 hours ago With 258,724 notes

peekachiu:

i’m actually very pretty if you close your eyes

Posted 7 hours ago With 206,474 notes